Is it a moth cosplaying as a poodle? A poodle attempting flight? This little guy brings all the fluff, none of the answers, and a solid side of existential confusion. It inspires all the questions no one is willing to answer for me. Instead they say, "Ma'am get off my porch it's 3 am." 

Specs: 5(w) x 6(d) x 4.5(h) inches. Polyester fiber, polyethylene pellets, ages 0 and up!